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Gordon Strachan quotes
“If I
say anything at all there will be headlines all over the place.”
“Scotland have a system which is getting better, but it's players who win
and lose games. Look at England. They have a system, but if the opposition
players jump higher, tackle harder and shoot better, your system is in
trouble.”
"When
he [Claus Lundekvam] was carried off at Leicester
someone asked me if he was unconscious, but I didn't have a clue. He's
always like that....."
Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think
Middlesbrough
were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there....
Its an
incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from
Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson. On Wayne Rooney
“I'm
going home now to get myself a Coca-Cola and a packet of crisps and I'll sit
in front of the television and look at the table on Teletext all night.”
"He
[Sir Alex Ferguson] used to play tapes of Bill Shankly talking. I remember
that and a singer he liked. I don't know who it was but it was crap. He
played it on the team bus too, and all the boys hated it. Until one night it
got chucked away. If he's still wondering who threw that tape off the bus,
it was me. So maybe he was right and I'm not to be trusted....."
Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get
your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother
answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.
"I
tried to get the disappointment out of my system by going for a walk. I
ended up 17 miles from home and I had to phone my wife, Lesley to come and
pick me up."
Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become
an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.
Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England
squad?
Strachan: I dont care, I'm Scottish
“Pahars
has also caught every virus going except a computer virus and he is probably
working on that even now.”
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]
Reporter: Welcome to
Southampton
Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I
said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless."
Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry
one, that's for sure.
“I have
discovered that when you go to Anfield or Old Trafford, it pays not to wear
a coloured shirt because everyone can see the stains as the pressure mounts.
I always wear a white shirt so nobody sees you sweat.”
Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were
eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I
don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the
Champions League?
Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.
I've
got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by
today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin
Delgado.
Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm
going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.
Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.
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